youll get a mystery hot tub, but a) it only works if youre throwing a secret party while your authority figures are out of town, and b) its probably that hottub from malcom in the middle that gives hal the really horribly rash from.dirty water

poor sad stanley. im headcanoning him as the guy that all the warning stories are about. like,do.t drink soda and eat.pop rocks or yojr stomach EXPLODES just.like stanley binkermans did