Foreverware! I want to see how the very first script ever compares to what actually aired, and how everyone is introduced.

After that, in approximate order from "really, really want" to "would be cool to have, especially if there were notes":
Lost Hour
Heart on a Chain
Loyal Order of Corn
Mr. Chaney
ATM with a Heart of Gold
Broken Record
The Losers
Zombies in PJs
Who’s Who?
America’s Scariest Home Videos
Tornado Days
The Retainer
Dead Letter
Just Say No Fun

I have put way too much thought into this for somebody who is self-banned from eBay.