Lost Delights on Hail to Thee, O Ears of Splendor by Dean Friedman (1992)

[froodle]

Hail to Thee, O Ears of Splendor,
Joyously we pledge our job
We declare our staunch allegiance
to protect your kingly cob.

With fidelity and devotion
and every day from dawn to dusk,
We will never shuck our duty,
we’ll defend your noble husk.

Yea, we vow, our dear lodge brothers,
when ‘er in need down through the years,
When there’s trouble by the bushel
we will always lend an ear.

For from each teeny tiny kernel,
another Eerie ear is born,
There sprouts a Hardy sturdy stalk,
the Loyal Order of Corn.

from “The Loyal Order of Corn” episode of Eerie Indiana. First aired: Mar 22, 1992.