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deifire ([personal profile] deifire) wrote in [community profile] eerieindiana2017-02-11 12:59 pm
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New Mexico's New Anti-Bigfoot Searching Bill

Adult Marshall Teller may want to avoid New Mexico as a place to study cryptids.

UNM Bigfoot Imbroglio Spawns Bill Backing Bizarre Ban

"...[the bill] also bans publicly-funded searches for Pokémon, leprechaun, or even the bogeyman..."

Full text of SB 243
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[personal profile] froodle 2017-02-13 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It could be a missing scene!

"Mister Teller, can you tell us in your own words exactly WHY you were breaking into the Bigfoot family's home and taking pictures of their underage children?"

"Um..."

wonder if this bill says more about chupacabra than it means to.

"So shall we add a proviso to ban chupacabra hunters as well?"

"...no... because... just no."