brushing up on his game suggests that he actually has game. he is completely gameless. he is devoid of all game. he is a vacuum of anti-game energy.

unless his game is "ride my bike in slow circles to impress a girl". oh dear. I may or may be rewatching that scene on my laptop and trying to figure out how gif making works.

maybe thats why simon was hanging out, spinning on his giant wooden wheel? like, next time he sees mars, he'll tactfully suggest a different choice of gifts.