Of it was sti l at that point whe r you type in its postcode and it goes HEY I FOUND MATCHES FOR YOU IN BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND HOW ABOUT IT HUH and I'm like THAT IS LITERALLY ACROSS THE OCEAN COME ON OKCUPID GET WITH THE RIGHT LANDMASS AT LEAST!!

Ahem. Altho in Scott's case, if you're gonna date an Eerieite, long distance may be the way to go. Maybe with one initial check to make sure you're not accidentally chatting up Things Incorporated's latest creation.