From tonight's episode of demanding and unreasonable children

8yo (totally out of the blue): Have you ever seen a show beginning with the letter 'D'?
Me: Errrr, I can't think of one.
8yo: Right, name all the shows you've ever seen in alphabetical order.
Me: Now?
8yo: Yes. Go!

— Paul 🌈 (@MPCmonkey) November 20, 2019

All in the Family, Big Brother, CSI, Dark, Eerie Indiana....

— Rosie Biggles (@BigglesRosie) November 21, 2019