"I would die for you" alignment chart challenge:

[froodle]

Following this conversation with friendof_dorothy, where do the citizens of Eerie sit on the following alignment chart?

Comments

[friendof_dorothy]

Then perish: Mayor Chisel

You Will: Dash

Please Don’t: Marylin,

Cool: Janet

Not if I die for you first: Simon

[froodle]

Chisel is 100% "then perish"

[evilinsanemonkey]

Simon is a mixture of "please don't" and "i'd die for you first."

Dash is "you will"

Tod is "cool"

[froodle]

I mean, Dash is almost canonically "you will"