Tafadhali on Ainsley Hayes/Simon Holmes

[froodle]

Ainsley passed through Eerie, Indiana once while driving home from her Yankee law school when she was twenty-three (to this day she is not sure how she made it to Indiana driving from Connecticut to North Carolina), and 9-year-old Simon, sitting in the World of Stuff when she came in looking for a better road map, thought she was the most beautiful person he'd ever seen. Putting on his most grown up voice, he told her that she probably only found her way here because the weirdness of Eerie acted as a sort of magnetic force. Ainsley thought he was an odd kid, but kind of sweet, so she split one of her candy bars (she always carries a few in her purse -- the good chocolate, European) with him and let him show her Main St. before she split.