Instyle looks back at Thora Birch's role as Danni in Hocus Pocus

[froodle]

And inevitably includes a line about crushing on Max as a kid

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[deifire]

At this point, I feel like it should only be notable if the journalist watched Hocus Pocus at the appropriate age and did not develop a crush on Max of any sort...

[froodle]

And in that case the article finishes with someone else saying "and tragically the original writer of this piece was killed by ducks before they could complete their viewing of this timeless classic"

[deifire]

Have discovered that according to Buzzfeed, everyone's first crush was Max Dennison. And Buzzfeed would not make stuff up.

[froodle]

Buzzfeed is the no 1. source of objective, scientifically-proven truth in America today. I saw it on a Buzzfeed list of true stuff, so obviously, it is true.