eerieindiana | Eerie, Indiana fanfiction: Disco

The ghouls screamed and thrashed as they melted, putrid skin succumbing to the final stages of liquescence before sloughing off old bones yellow with decay. The nave was littered with sticky puddles of discorporated corpse-eaters who had made a last desperate sprint for the church doors, and the hold-outs sheltering in the chancel were soon to join them in a slimy death.

The water from the sprinklers smelled of graveyard dirt, embalming fluid and the special incense that the priest set aside for Easter. The fine mist left a dirty sheen of droplets on the overturned pews and the smashed lectern, mingling with the dense white cloud of artificial fog that lay across the floor.

"That might be a record for fasted thwarting of the risen dead ever," said Simon. "I'd have to check once we get home, but I think we've just set a new personal best."

"Told you, said Dash. "Ghouls are obsessed with middle-school discos. You hang a glitter ball, give them some flashing lights and a fog machine, then sit back and wait for them to vaporise themselves with a sprinkler system doused in holy water."

Marshall opened the side door, holding it wide to let the other two pass in front of him before pulling it closed and securing it with a heavy black padlock inscribed with protective runes.

Behind them, the hyper-sensitive smoke alarm that activated without fail every Sunday during Mass continued to shriek above the sounds of the Macarena.

Microwave-verse

Bonfire by

froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever

Gingerbread by

froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods

Leaves by

froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing

Offspring by

froodle, in which there are dragons

Based on Your Previous Purchases by

froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations

Housework by

froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon

Breakfast by

froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well

Ghost in the Machine by

froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound

Consequences by

froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed

The Microwave by

froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense

The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by

froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed

Basic Household Maintenance by

froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests

Torrential by

froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream

Linens by

froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed

Night Music by

froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor

In For The Night by

froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house

Hound by

froodle, in which Simon makes a friend

Errands by

froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list

Waterlogged by

froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall

Wildlife by

froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach

Rainbow by

froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley

Jackolantern by

froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem

Eerie, Indiana fanfiction: Disco

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