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The Kirlian Frequency and Eerie Indiana

Hallo, here is your unroll: @cebllit: ﹝•••﹞Você conhece "LA FREQUÊNCIA KIRLIAN"? Uma curta de terror disponível na netflix de apenas 5 episódios… https://t.co/Dkeg6InL80 Have a good day. 🤖
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Kirlian Frequency on Wikipedia

La Frecuencia Kirlian (también conocida en inglés como Ghost Radio[1] o The Kirlian Frequency[2]) es una serie web animada argentina estrenada en 2017[3] en las plataformas YouTube y Vimeo, y que desde el 15 de febrero de 2018 se encuentran exclusivamente en el catálogo de Netflix[4][5]. La serie gira en torno a una radio que sólo transmite de noche, en un pequeño pueblo encontrado en el interior de la provincia de Buenos Aires donde ocurren toda clase de eventos macabros y sobrenaturales[6]. La Frecuencia Kirlian combina dos tópicos clásicos del cine y la televisión de terror como lo son la radio de trasnoche y el pequeño extraño pueblo al estilo de Stephen King o Eerie Indiana.

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Scarfolk Council tees by DarkBunny

Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.

And now there are shirts!

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Scarfolk Council to offer real Easter eggs to concerned citizens

Back in the 1970s, many people complained that the word “Easter” had been dropped from the packaging of chocolate eggs. They also claimed it was only a matter of time before other Christian Easter imagery, such as anthropomorphised cartoon chicks playing with bashful ducks or dungaree-wearing bunny rabbits, received the same treatment.

The Scarfolk Confectionery Company was only too happy to remind consumers of the true biblical events surrounding Easter: Gruesome acts of mutilation and torture, filicide/suicide, crude carpentry and auto-exhumation were all necessary to atone for the original sin that most people agree is historically unfounded, though still blame on one woman’s innocent desire for a healthy snack.

The Scarfolk Confectionery Company ensured that the word “Easter” was not omitted from its products (see above, from a 1971 brochure), in fact it was printed on the packaging over 100 times with corrosive ink that burned the word into the skin of the consumer. Anyone not bearing the burn scars was deemed by the government to be "unBritish".

Happy Easter from Scarfolk! For more Easter-related artefacts, see also Rabies Easter Eggs, Jellied Babies and Confectionery Branded Cigarettes.

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Scarfolk Council blog

Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread