Quotes from the Eerie Indiana discord:

[froodle]

Mitz: heres an idea for an eerie fic
have you guys seen that scp thats basically never ending Ikea?
the gang goes in because there's a good deal on like...chairs or something and dash wants one for his mill
and then they have to get the chair and try to find their way out

Froodle: That door is not a door. None of the doors are doors. Was there ever a concept called a door?

Mitz: Simon: dash! you have to leave the chair!
Dash: No! This chair is $25 and that's a great deal!

Froodle: The true proof that theyve entered an eldritch nightmare realm is Dash's insistence on paying for something