Deifire on Eerie Indiana and June Something

[froodle]

You get to fuck/marry/kill in one fandom. What's the fandom, and who in the fandom fits each item?

I picked Marshall, Simon, and Dash from Eerie, Indiana and
it turned out to be a harder question than I thought.

Starting assumption: Everyone's aged in the years since we saw them last, but their basic personalities haven't shifted.

So...

Marshall Teller
Pros: Brings the best in-laws. Would probably understand the need to shut oneself in a room and write. Has one hell of an imagination.
Cons: Sometimes selfish and clueless.
Other considerations: Would live in a hoarder house full of weird.

Simon Holmes
Pros: Would be Best Spouse, let's face it. Imaginative, but with more common sense than Marshall.
Cons: Rest of Holmes family as potential in-laws.
Other considerations: I canonically cannot bring myself to kill Simon.

Dash X
Pros: No in-laws. To quote BF: "Dash is probably a Wild Lay"
Cons: Fucking or marrying Dash is a great way to wake up and find half your stuff missing. (And yes, he could and likely would borrow my clothes without asking and mess them up.)
Other considerations: We still don't know what exactly Dash is. Though he does pass the Mary Callahan test for interspecies compatibility, so....

[personal profile] friendof_dorothy (because, yes, I ended up taking this one to the whole fandom) pointed out there also important character interactions to consider. Like, could you marry Simon and then kill his best friend? Or fuck Marshall and marry Dash without chaos ensuing?

Honestly, the killing part would probably have to look like an accident no matter what. Or maybe like somebody just left the planet.

Final Verdict (I think; I reserve the right to change my mind tomorrow):
Fuck Marshall
Marry Simon
Kill Dash

(Sorry, Dash! You're still one of my favorites.)