AND HERA'S LIKE "FUCK THIS NOISE. Take responsibility for where you put your fun stick!"
And Zeus is like "LA DI FUCK I"M ZEUS"
So Hera's like. "I'M DONE!" and she decides to Parent Dash on her own because Loki is fucking Loki and Zeus is a useless sack of...Zeus.
And Dash is like UBER CONFUSED because he's pretty sure based on what Loki told him that this TERRIFYING woman is his father and he's like "OH FUCK" 'cause if more kids fathers were like Hera....
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timeasmymeasure
Re: Mother's Day, K+
Date: 2015-08-30 11:31 pm (UTC)ORRRR
WHAT IF HIS DAD IS ZEUS?!
AND HERA'S LIKE "FUCK THIS NOISE. Take responsibility for where you put your fun stick!"
And Zeus is like "LA DI FUCK I"M ZEUS"
So Hera's like. "I'M DONE!" and she decides to Parent Dash on her own because Loki is fucking Loki and Zeus is a useless sack of...Zeus.
And Dash is like UBER CONFUSED because he's pretty sure based on what Loki told him that this TERRIFYING woman is his father and he's like "OH FUCK" 'cause if more kids fathers were like Hera....
well.