Eerie, Indiana fanfiction: Cleanup

[froodle]

"Aww, no," said Marshall, flopping heavily onto his side. His cheeks were flushed and his too-long hair was sticking to his damp skin.

"What?" said Dash, without opening his eyes.

"I need to pee."

Dash tugged the duvet up over his head.

"So go," he mumbled.

The mattress shifted slightly as Marshall sat up, scrubbing at his face with both hands.

"Don't bogart the covers," he said, tugging at the rumpled bedsheet.

Dash rolled over, opening one eye just enough to stare at Marshall as he swaddled himself in the heavy winter blankets.

Marshall sighed, swinging his legs out over the bed and shivering a little as his feet hit the cold floor.

"Fine," he said. "Guess I'll just freeze to death when I get back."

Dash lifted his head to say something. The duvet cover peeled away from his cheek with a soft, sticky sound. Dash scowled.

"There's jizz on my face," he said, levering himself upright within the tight cocoon of fabric. He leaned over the far side of the bed, picking up the discarded pillows and throwing them haphazardly back onto the mattress.

"Don't," said Marshall.

"What?" said Dash.

"Don't even think about it."

"I'm not thinking about anything."

"Don't wipe come on my pillowcase."

Dash picked up the last cushion, an overstuffed bright blue square with a Jersey Giants football helmet printed on both sides, and lay back.

"I thought you had to pee," he said.

"I do, but I know you're going to wipe your face on my pillow as soon as I leave the room."

"I don't know what you're talking about," said Dash, closing his eyes again. "I'm too tired for this. Go pee and then come back to bed."

He burrowed deeper into the mass of blankets.

Marshall watched him for a moment, then quietly opened the bedroom door and slipped out. Dash heard the click of the bathroom light, followed by splashing.

He grinned.

"I'm wiping my face on your pillowcase!" he called, reaching for it in the dark.

Down the hall, Marshall swore.





First Kiss Series

Invitation by froodle, in which Marshall cannot leave the house until he finishes his chores

Puberty by froodle, in which algebra is an annoying thing, but not the most annoying thing

Co-Op by froodle, in which Dash and Marshall have their first ever kiss

Touch by froodle, in which living in Eerie has it's consolations

The Game by froodle, in which Marshall is most certainly not crying, thank you very much

Nature Hike by froodle, in which Dash and Mars disturb a wood sprite

Date by froodle, in which Dash and Marshall have their third official date

Rhinovirus by froodle, in which Marshall and Edgar go fishing, and Mars catches a cold

Gift by froodle, in which it is almost Marilyn's birthday

Fresh Sheets by froodle

Tradition by froodle, in which Dash and Marshall decorate a Christmas tree

So Be Good, For Goodness' Sake by froodle, in which Marshall and Dash go to see Santa

Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed





Microwave-verse

Bonfire by froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever

Gingerbread by froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods

Leaves by froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing

Offspring by froodle, in which there are dragons

Based on Your Previous Purchases by froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations

Housework by froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon

Breakfast by froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well

Ghost in the Machine by froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound

Consequences by froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed

The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense

The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed

Basic Household Maintenance by froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests

Torrential by froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream

Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed

Night Music by froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor

In For The Night by froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house

Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend

Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list

Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall

Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach

Rainbow by froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley

Jackolantern by froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem