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It's the 14th of the month, and that's the date we put aside to think about all those amazing minor characters, places, organisations and general backdrop that make Eerie so compellingly watchable.

This month's theme is:

DEADWOOD PARK
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It's Tuesday, so today you get a choice between two prompts. Pick one, combine both, pit them against each other - on Tuesday, you choose!

This week, your options are:

SECRET SPOT versus DEADWOOD PARK
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It's Tuesday, so today you get a choice between two prompts. Pick one, combine both, pit them against each other - on Tuesday, you choose!

This week, your options are:

Deadwood Park versus Edgar Allen Roe Boulevarde
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It's Tuesday, so today you get a choice between two prompts. Pick one, combine both, pit them against each other - on Tuesday, you choose!

This week, your options are:

Dragon of the Black Pool versus Deadwood Park
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The things that were not ducks but instead the duck-shaped fingertips of some vast and lurking thing that made it's home in the muck at the bottom of the reflecting pool in Deadwood Park were ragged and bleeding, leaving pink trails in the white-crested water as they sank beneath the surface, desperate to escape their attackers.

Their attackers, who actually were ducks, bobbed and dived and bit at their retreating enemies, but finding themselves unable to follow once the false fowls vanished below ground, contented themselves with a victory lap of their reconquered territory, accompanied by some very derisive quacking.


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The television had stopped working that morning, frozen on an unsettling shot of the Mayor proudly unveiling a brand-new set of picnic tables in a recently reconstructed area of Deadwood Park.

That particular corner of the park had suffered during the recent flooding, caused when a group of sentient trees, angry that one of their number had been cut down and then cut up to make picnic tables, had uprooted themselves to go in search of a new home.

In the still frame, Chisel was grinning broadly, and the red spots on his collars and cuffs looked very like sap.


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It was a beautiful summers' day despite being the middle of February, and the carnivorous roses were in full bloom, their petals lush and vibrant and gloriously pink after a full morning feasting on the trapped and shrivelled corpses of a half-dozen joggers.

Weatherman Wally sat on one of the white-painted benches that lined the path through the rose garden, eating a sandwich while being careful not to make any sudden movements. All around him, signs warned of the risks posed by undertaking any high-speed activity while in the presence of man-eating plants.

A shame the runners visited before dawn.

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Amelia Earhart sprinted past the wooden gazebo where feral water sprites gathered beneath the eaves, itching to drip down upon unsuspecting park-goers and slowly permeate the host consciousness for their own aqueous designs, slowed as she approached the rose garden populated entirely by carnivorous blossoms, and finally came to a gentle stop alongside the reflecting pool where a school of philately trout swam in slow and varicoloured circles.

The mail carrier on duty eyed her suspiciously, one hand resting lightly on the heavy brass franking machine at his belt. Philately trout were expensive and fragile, and as such, heavily protected.

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The man-eating water horses that made their homes in the clear streams and babbling brooks of Deadwood Park were out in full force today, sunning themselves on wet river banks where the dark mud and verdant green plant-life made a fetching backdrop for candy-coloured coats and showed off glittering manes to their best advantage.

Janet Donner watched as one pastel-pink pony kicked a blood-stained picnic basket behind a nearby rock before resuming it's artful posing beside a child-sized waterfall, and shook her head.

"Every summer," she said. "You'd think people would learn."

"I'm going to ride one," said Melanie, grinning.

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It's Tuesday, so today you get a choice between two prompts. Pick one, combine both, pit them against each other - on Tuesday, you choose!

This week, your options are:

Amelia Earhart versus Deadwood Park
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It's Tuesday, so today you get a choice between two prompts. Pick one, combine both, pit them against each other - on Tuesday, you choose!

This week, your options are:

Edgar Allan Roe Boulevard versus Deadwood Park
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It's the 14th of the month, and that's the date we put aside to think about all those amazing minor characters, places, organisations and general backdrop that make Eerie so compellingly watchable.

This month's theme is: Deadwood Park
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The statues in Deadwood Park's small but well-appointed sculpture garden were on the move again.

Some careless idiot had decided to ignore the signs saying not to climb the statuary, fallen a good ten feet after a shove from a Venus made of reclaimed aluminium that sported rather more than two arms, and consequently bled all over the neatly-raked but very cursed gravel that lined the pathways winding between the figures.

Sara Sue didn't like dealing with the sculpture garden. Too much metal, too many hard, sharp edges. Though it was nice to see murderous artwork that wasn't her fault.

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The flower beds that lined the gentle slopes surrounding Deadwod Park's Sunken Gardens were in full bloom, and the pretty white-painted benches dotted along the winding paths which lead through them were full of people on their lunch break, enjoying the sunshine and the riot of colours all around them.

A few pigeons strutted about, heads bobbing, cooing gently to one another as they waited for scraps to be dropped or thrown to them. A pterodactyl from the Mark Twain boarding house had joined them, but as it seemed content to share, so were they.

Simon tossed it a crust.

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The stream that wound it's way through Deadwood Park was choked with water weeds and body parts, and though the sun was barely up, the day was already hot and the air was quickly becoming thick with both unpleasant smells and great clouds of black and buzzing flies.

The Garbage Men's faces were hidden behind mirrored sunglasses and beneath the shadows cast by peaked caps, but a cautious and careful observer might have detected the flared nostrils and pinched white lips thinned in disgust.

Not at the violent loss of life, of course. Just at the disorderly and unscheduled mess.

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"Good boys," Simon cooed, reaching up to scratch Sparky's centre chin with one hand while simultaneously reaching down to rub Mustard's ears with the other. "Daddy's very good babies, yes!"

He gave Sparky's collar a tug, bringing the gigantic Cerberus to sit at his feet, then produced a much-chewed rubber ball from his pocket.

"Watch this," he told Marshall, then turned back to his pets.

"Sparky, stay. Mustard," he hurled the ball as far as he could across the wet grass, "Go fetch!"

To Marshall, it looked for one horrifying moment as if Mustard had exploded. Teeth and fur and limbs were suddenly spread over the ground in front of him, two, three dozen legs writhing and churning as long black nails tore clumps of wet soil as they sped away. Drool-smeared lips peeled back from a hundred pairs of long jaws and a thousand yellow-white teeth snapped around snarls from an infinity of throats.

He stumbled back, hands raised to ward off the scene unfolding before him, and the enormous serpentine shape that had been Mustard flung itself away, vanishing across the park in a stomach-churning roil of sinewy muscle.

A few seconds later, Mustard trotted back into view, a battered rubber ball clutched in his single, normal-sized pair of jaws, a smile on his single, normal-sized doggy face.

He bounded over to them, plumed tail wagging, yellow-gold coat streaked with nothing more than earth and grass, and deposited the toy at Marshall's feet.

"I think the King probably breeds them himself," Simon said.

Marshall nodded weakly, then knelt to pick up the ball. Mustard barked, leaping about in excitement as he prepared to play fetch.

"I guess this is why you always come to the park so early," he said.

"Yeah," said Simon. "It's nice and quiet now."

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Marshall nodded thoughtfully. Simon stood up and stretched.

"Besides," he said. "Just because Mustard looks like this now, doesn't mean he looks like this always."

He glanced around, making sure they were alone, then produced a rib-bone carved with indentations like the holes in a flute and blew on it.

At once, Sparky abandoned what he was doing and came trotting over, three pink tongues dangling from three canine heads while his writhing coat of vipers tucked their own tongues neatly away.

As always, Mustard followed, small yellow paws stepping into the great depressions left by the Hellhound's huge feet.

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Marshall shifted on the park bench, the metal slats cold even through layers of clothing. At his side, Simon filled a small plastic mug from an insulated flask, filling the air with the rich scent of cocoa and sending plumes of steam wafting into the damp air of an unseasonably cold spring morning.

A little way ahead of them, two shapes moved in the undergrowth. One vast and black, setting off bursts of hissing fog wherever hellfire-hot fur brushed against the dew-soaked branches, the other smaller and yellow-blond, sticking close to the first one's side like a pale, nervous shadow.

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It's Thursday, the day we dedicate to Simon's absolute best boy, Sparky the Hellhound.

Today I'm introducing honksgoose, a.three-headed honky lad by BeanieBastards:





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"How was the milkshake?" asked Melanie, lying on Janet's bedroom floor later that day with her legs braced against the windowsill and her spine twisted in the sort of eye-watering position that made anyone over the age of thirty cry out in agony.

"It was delicious," said Janet. "It tasted like one less demanding asshole in my restaurant, and also like chocolate, peanut butter, banana and Kahlua."

"The best flavour combinations," Melanie agreed, raising herself up on her hands as her bare feet braced against the faded pink wallpaper Janet had kept since she was twelve. "And Marshall?"

"Pouting, predictably."

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"We can argue about this all day," said Janet. "And by that I mean you guys can, because once again, this is my free time and I don't have to spend it debating the ethics of letting the lake creatures thin out the summer people if I don't feel like it."

She stood up and stretched.

"But in the meantime I'm going to get lunch at Out-of-this-World Burgers, where my extra-large chocolate-peanut-butter-banana milkshake will come with a shot of Kahlua courtesy of the guy who didn't tip and got eaten by a kelpie, and I won't feel bad about it."

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"You didn't have to make things worse by selling them pony treats," Simon pointed out.

"I never actually said 'hey idiots, go pet that monster horse over there, you know, the one that's eating out of a nosebag full of fish guts,'" said Dash. "I just happened to be there with some excess produce that I bought to support our local farmers, and I thought I could help out even more by encouraging other people to support local businesses, i.e. me, by giving me their money and then feeding themselves to some locally-raised livestock, i.e. a man-eating water-pony."

Simon sighed.

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"Okay, seriously," said Dash. "If someone's dumb enough to pose for a picture with Finding Neighmo just because it's got glittery scales and a couple of ribbons in it's suspiciously-wriggling hair, that's their problem."

Janet nodded.

"I'm with Dash on this," she said. "I'll warn people off if I'm at work, but I'm not spending my free time explaining why it's a bad idea to put your hand into Candy-Clops Clearwater's mouth when she's got fangs the size of a ten-year-old's forearm."

"They wouldn't listen anyway," Dash added. "Come on, Teller, how many years did you waste trying?"

Marshall scowled.

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"Look," said Dash. "If we're drawing a paycheque to stop carnivorous water-dwelling horses from eating tourists in Deadwood Park, then I'm all for it. But if I'm not on the clock, then it's not on me to save anyone."

"Can it be on you to refrain from profiting from a bad situation that you happened not to cause?" asked Simon, his tone interested rather than accusatory.

Dash considered this idea.

"No," he said.

"Full disclosure," said Janet, "I also might have profited a little bit from the kelpie infestation."

Marshall gasped. Simon didn't, but he did look disappointed.

Dash smirked.

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Three deep, parallel scratches marked the heavy wooden boards that had been laid across the hole at the centre of Deadwood Park. The earth around the pit was torn and gouged, huge clumps of soil still topped with April-bright grass scattered in all directions.

Marshall used a novelty grabber shaped like the chomping jaws of a t-rex to lift one severed but still-twitching tentacle into a resealable sandwich bag, and pressed it closed.

"Looks like Leviathan's attempts to recruit the Mud-Sharks to their side of the conflict isn't going well," he commented.

The goose with the serious face said nothing.


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Janet folded four crisp twenties neatly as she tucked them into her pocket.

"Fine," she said. "Eighty dollars and any type of sweet preserve except for strawberry from the jam stall, as long as it's curse-free."

"Fine," said Dash. "And you don't show up here with a conch shell or a bridle of silver scales until the clock strikes midnight on Tuesday."

She held out her hand, the webbing between her fingers glistening like a soap bubble. He shook it, his skin smelling of ozone and static electricity prickling her palm.

"Deal," she said. "See you on Tuesday."

He waved.

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Janet thought about it.

"I do have to work this weekend," she said thoughtfully. "And two less ravenous, toothsome things preying on the summer people would make it easier..."

"I'll give you twenty bucks if you wait for them to go back to the Baitshop on their own," said Dash. "And I'll make a special effort to steer bad tippers towards them while they're here."

Janet snorted.

"That benefits you as much as me," she said. "No, I want..."

She paused, thinking.

"A hundred dollars up-front, and a jar of curse-free gooseberry preserve from the stall at the farmer's market."

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"Look," said Dash. "It's occasionally nice to see you, say hi to the Kingdom under the Waves for me, but I'm in the middle of a job and I don't need an assistant, so now that you know I'm not stealing aquatic monsters from your boss, I guess you can leave."

Janet glared at him. He glared back.

"Just because you didn't bring them here doesn't mean they can stay," she said. "They belong to the lake, and the things in the water will drag them back eventually."

"It's a holiday weekend," said Dash. "Let them have a little fun."

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"I was wondering about the vegetables," Janet admitted. "I didn't know we still had a farmer's market. I thought they died out when the Harvest King... you know, didn't."

"It's mostly garbage," said Dash. "Hardly worth the effort of summoning the potato blight. Even the kelpie's only eating this stuff because it comes attached to a human arm."

"You shouldn't judge them on that," said Janet. "Getting a kelpie to eat it's vegetables is like... well, like getting a toddler to do it. This stuff could be perfectly fine."

Dash made a face. By the bandstand, so did the kelpie.

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"Dash," said Janet. "Just for my own peace of mind, please tell me you didn't lure two incredibly dangerous, hungry lake monsters here so you could get rid of a guy who stiffed you on a tip."

"Nope," said Dash. "There's a farmers' market over on the western edge of the park. I was going to set a potato blight on them so I could sell them warding amulets."

He kicked a heavy wooden crate beneath the stall and the potato blight inside snapped it's soft and rotten teeth in anger.

"Where do you think I got the pony treats?"

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"Don't feel too bad for that guy," Dash advised. "I know him from tending bar at the Lodge. Lousy tipper, mean drunk."

He gestured at the t-shirt. "He's not even on the Loyal Order's bowling team," he said. "Just wears that because he thinks it makes him look cool."

He shook his head in disgust.

"Oh, well then," said Janet, with withering sarcasm. "What a monster. I guess he deserved a venomous kelpie bite."

"All I'm saying," said Dash, "Is that Eerie won't miss one more lawnmower-riding jackass who thinks he knows more about corn whiskey than he actually does."

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The mermaid's tail was long and eel-like. Mottled grey-brown, it curled beneath her human torso in a way that could have suggested a skirt, if the person suggesting it was more willing to believe in slithering coils of petticoat than the existence of carnivorous fish-women.

She leaned forward, candy-apple red lips sparkling in the sun as she whispered something into the Kelpie's ragged ears.

The kelpie released the man's arm with a wet popping sound. The man staggered back, his skin slime-slick and reddened but seemingly unharmed. He laughed nervously.

"Poor man," said Janet. "Twenty-four hours, he's jelly and bones."

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"You're right," said Dash. "I meant to say lamprey."

They watched as the kelpie nosed at a handful of wilted greenery being shoved at it by a man in a faded Shucker's Bowlathon shirt. It's snout distended and split, revealing wet, pink flesh coated in a thousand yellow-white barbs. Viscous drool formed sticky webs across it's open maw as it lowered soft lips over vegetation and fingers alike.

The man went very pale, very suddenly.

"How much did you charge that guy?" Janet asked.

"Enough," said Dash. "Since he's not going to be able to get his wallet out again."

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"Someone's going to lose a finger," said Janet, slipping around the knot of gawkers with the ease of someone who waits tables for a living.

Dash, stood behind a scuffed fold-out table besides crates of fly-speckled carrots and a catering-sized sack of sugar, shrugged.

"That's not my problem," he said. "I'm just a humble seller of horse treats; I don't know that lady or her suspiciously slimy horse. People want to buy a carrot, feed a four-legged moray eel because it's got pretty hair, that's not my problem."

"I know some moray eels," said Janet. "They wouldn't eat that crap."

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The mermaid carried a large parasol to keep off the glare of the afternoon sun. Somehow, the fact that the struts were human finger bones and the canopy was a stretched-out screaming face hadn't attracted much attention from the thronging mass of sun-worshippers crowding Deadwood Park that afternoon.

What had attracted their attention, however, was the flesh-eating, gill-sporting kelpie tied to the bench next to her. The thing stank of saltwater and spilled blood, but that hadn't done anything to put off townspeople and tourists alike, who stood with hands outstretched as they offered it seed bags and sugar lumps.

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There was no reasonable explanation for the existence of the Eerie Museum of Maritime History.

A landlocked town in a landlocked state, Eerie's only sizable bodies of water were the model boating pool in Deadwood Park (infested with both monsters and the sort of people who like model boats) and the lake (infested only with monsters, but there were more of them and they tended to be bigger).

Marshall's working theory was that the Museum began as somebody's version of the Secret Spot, investigating all the ocean-going weirdness in supposedly ocean-free Indiana, and had grown.

He longed to meet them.

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The sun was setting, and in Deadwood Park the night things were on the move.

A trio of joggers ran three abreast beneath an overhanging canopy of winter-bare branches, and only two emerged. A young couple packed up the remains of a romantic picnic, only to find the red and white gingham print of their blanket had become a sucking morass that wrapped around their linked hands and dragged them beneath the innocent green of the summer grass. Fresh shoots and new blooms snagged the ankles of the slow and red-gold leaf-fall grew teeth that crunched unwary bones.

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Some idiot - probably several idiots, really - had built a series of dolmens that ran along the edges of Deadwood Park.

Some other idiots - or very likely the original idiots - had then walked underneath them, ignoring fairly basic safety precautions that said things like, "don't walk under precariously-leaning slabs of rock" and "anything that stays in Deadwood Park is going to get blood on it" and "don't go under randomly-appearing monoliths when the blood on their capstone is still wet are you stupid or something?!"

Most of these idiots ended up being him from other realities, and now Marshall was annoyed.

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The kelpies that lived down by the creek in Deadwood Park had covered themselves in bright rugs and garlanded their heads with bridles made from silver thread and human intestine.

They clustered together in the shade of the red oak, the dappled sunlight filtering through the leaves and obscuring the slime-slick scales of their coats.

"Pony Rides!" the sign beside them might have read, written in an indifferent hand using a dusty brown ink that smudged and flaked at the slightest touch.

The day-trippers from the Eerie Nursery and Garden Centre crowded around them, and the kelpies muffled their giggles.

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Some idiot had buried the mangled doll parts which once hung from the dead trees in the dead centre of the dead section of Deadwood Park.

Now they had sprouted, horrible rubbery growths of dyspeptic pink with staring eyes and too many limbs.

"You'll need to pull up the root system," Euclid Daganfort informed the Faceless Aide that had shown up on his doorstep. He handed back the stack of photographs and added:

"He'll be tempted to burn them, but it won't help. All the fumes and melted plastic might just spread their spores further."

The Faceless Aide scowled, facelessly.


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From her vantage point high on the cold slopes of Wolf Mountain, Janet could see the way the roads twisted.

Every bend was a blind one, even in the places where it didn't make sense for the street to turn that way. Shops and houses were cut short to make the curve, or stretched long and thin, like they'd switched places with their reflections in some giant funhouse mirror.

Deadwood Park was changing shape, the ornamental pond narrowing in the centre as though some invisible hand was choking it, the two ends bowing out to form the sign of infinity.

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It was green inside the Kingswood.

Not the easy-care, no-iron green of the Loyal Order's uniform, or the pale green of new growth springing up in the place where a jackalope kitten had hatched. It was the green of rotting things, things left too long at the back of the refrigerator or a person's mind, things gone bad in a way that couldn't be set right without bleach or, preferably, fire.

No wind stirred the branches over Marshall's head, but the ground was covered with shadows that swayed and flickered and seemed to have no source.

This was a mistake.

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It was known locally as the Kingswood, the patch of land where the Eerie Wood met and merged with Deadwood Park. Here the trees grew tall and straight and the leaves never fell. The animals had human eyes, or human hands, or human hungers..

Normal folk didn't go into the Kingswood, the townspeople whispered, apparently classifying themselves amongst the normal even as they laundered straitjackets and sealed their children into giant rubber caskets. Or if they were normal when they went in, they weren't once they came out.

Marshall Teller straightened his Harvest King crown, breathed deep, then marched ahead.

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Syndi was limping.

She tried not to think about it, about the pain in her feet or the strange clicking coming from her right knee. About her favourite sweatshirt, hanging in bloody ribbons from a shrub in Deadwood Park, a last-ditch effort to throw off the thing that hunted her.

About the thing itself, all teeth and hunger and goggling eyes in places no eyes should be.

About the two old ladies in Sunday bonnets, removing the rubber feet of their Zimmerframes to reveal metal struts sharpened into wicked points. About them cutting that thing to pieces.

About the screams.

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(takes place immediately before Timepiece)

"Construction on Main," warned the sign. "Expect delays."

Marshall examined the row of watches that stretched from his wrist to his elbow and, after a moment of deliberation, selected his least-favourite one.

"Digital," said Simon, making a face. "I hate digital."

"It's got a timer on it," explained Marshall, unstrapping it and taping it to a long branch scavenged from Deadwood Park for exactly this purpose.

The "construction" took the form of a great hole that stretched from sidewalk to sidewalk in the very centre of Main Street. It was deep enough that the bottom of the pit could not be seen, though the dim outlines of rusting JCBs could be spotted here and there in the gloom-shrouded depths.

High chain-link fences surrounded it and across the broadest part stretched a series of wooden planks surrounded by orange safety cones. A notice board above the nearest plank promised pedestrian access, though tellingly, it made no mention of an exit.

Marshall pulled a heavy-duty stopwatch out from under his Giants sweatshirt, held it up alongside the stick-mounted wristwatch, and set them both running.

He looked at Simon, who nodded.

Careful not to let any part of his body cross into the cordoned-off construction zone, Marshall eased the time-bearing end of the branch past the signs warning of falling debris and the need for hard hats, counting down a slow one hundred as he did so.

The stick seemed to become suddenly heavy in his hands, his palms growing slick with sweat and his arms trembling with the strain of holding it level. When he finally reached a hundred, he yanked it back, almost falling as an ornate carriage clock secured to it with strips of weathered, decaying duct tape shot towards him.

Simon jumped clear as Marshall stumbled backwards, tattered wisps of displaced time clinging to a once-dead tree branch now verdant green with newly-budded leaves.

"What the corn?" he exclaimed, pulling a paradox-proof blanket bordered in time-twine from his backpack and throwing it over the transmuted watch, which had begun to tick ominously.

Marshall got slowly to his feet, one hand fumbling for the stopwatch as he pressed the pause button with a trembling finger.

"Simon," he said. "I think we need to go talk to the old guys at the Museum of Horology."

Simon turned to stare at the gaping hole in the blacktop.

"Yeah," he said. "Me too."

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It's the 14th of the month, and that's the date we put aside to think about all those amazing minor characters, places, organisations and general backdrop that make Eerie so compellingly watchable.

This month's theme is:

DEADWOOD PARK
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It's the 14th of the month, and that's the date we put aside to think about all those amazing minor characters, places, organisations and general backdrop that make Eerie so compellingly watchable.

This month's theme is:

DEADWOOD PARK
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It's Tuesday, so today you get a choice between two prompts. Pick one, combine both, pit them against each other - on Tuesday, you choose!

This week, your options are:

BF Skinner Jr High or Deadwood Park
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The swans had killed a kraken just off the western edge of the lake, dragging it from the muddy depths of a thousand-year slumber to die screaming in the cold clear light of an April morning. Now the corpse bobbed, bloodied and bloated, beside the little wooden pier where rowboats moored in summer. One half-eaten tentacle, caught by the tide, slapped forlornly against the barnacle-crusted pilings.

"It smells," said Harley, his tone indicating great approval.

Lillian nodded.

"That's nature for you," she said. "Or rather, super-nature, in this case." She rummaged in the stygian depths of her great black purse, emerging after some moments with a heavy stone knife, it's blade nicked and stained, it's handle crudely carved.

"Oh, look," she said. "I think that's our swan, the one over by the eye-socket with kraken-brains all over his face. Didn't he get big?"

"Yes," said Harley, who unlike the swan had barely grow an inch since last summer. Lillian gave him a warning glance.

"I see that rock," she said. "Put it down."

Harley shook his head. Lillian sighed.

"Harley," she said. "I asked if you wanted to go to the park with me to help harvest suction cups from the kraken corpse. I didn't say you could throw stones at the local bird life while we were down here."

"Never said I couldn't," Harley countered.

"I'm saying it now," said Lillian. "So I guess the question for you is, do you want to throw rocks at masked, murderous water fowl more than you want to carve up an ancient creature of myth and legend?"

Harley looked at the dead sea monster, slick with black ichor that oozed from hundreds of gaping wounds. He looked at the swans, busily tearing away long strips of meat from the tattered-looking carcass, and weighed his chances.

"Fine," he said, dropping the stone. "This time."

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