George Wallace: Enemy of the Loyal Order
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eerieindianaDon't go into corn mazes this fall you'll die I've lost 70+ friends in corn mazes when will enough be enough corn mazes are death traps okay bye
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 20, 2018
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 20, 2018
The corn maze lobby is tryin' to shut me up 3 corn maze people just came to my house I had to punch them in the mouth over & over. They hide the real numbers but in 7 states corn mazes are the #1 cause of death. They don't know if the corn gets haunted or what but stay out.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 20, 2018
Bad news my friend Ramon grows all the corn for Ohio and he says all that shit is already haunted this season the dark spirits overtook the corn last week don't go in no damn corn mazes I am trying to save your life #cornmazes #darkspirits #dontgointothatshit
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 20, 2018
