This definitely goes on the tree outside Eerie Town Hall

[froodle]

Comments

[evilinsanemonkey]

this is horrifying

[froodle]

Right?! I almost bought two but then remembered I didn't want to die horribly

[deifire]

Omg that is creepy as hell!

[froodle]

Ikr?! What was whoever designed that thinking, other than possibly "I hate the human race and wish to unleash an eternity of misery upon them?"

[deifire]

"The cow god demands a sacrifice of sanity"?

[froodle]

It's like the ornament version of the Grudge, the image gets in your head and you have to get it out in the world and disseminate it to other people in order to spare yourself the curse?

[froodle]

And also, I just realised, what a cow jumping over the moon even have to do with christmas?!

[froodle]

Here's a little something inspired by this monstrosity:

https://eerieindiana.dreamwidth.org/1585358.html