Eerie, Indiana fanfiction: Parking

[froodle]

"Do you trust me?" asked Dash.

"No," said Marshall, not even stopping to think.

Dash made a face. Marshall noticed.

"I'm missing my driver-side door because you swerved to hit a fairy procession last time you drove."

"One, it was a dance, not a procession," corrected Dash. "Two, I wasn't trying to run them over, I was trying to swat them with the open car door, because three, I was actively trying not to do too much damage to your rusted-out shed on wheels, and four, they were holding said dance right outside Eerie Elementary and if I hadn't slapped that fairy queen in the face with a hundred pounds of steel, we'd be up to our necks in black-eyed changeling babies. Again."

"Oh," said Mars.

"Yeah," said Dash.

"Okay," said Mars. "Sorry."

"Thank you," said Dash. "Now, do you want me to help you park this shit-bucket or not?"

"Fine," said Mars. "Just look out the back window and tell me when I'm getting close to the wall."

Dash craned his neck to look behind him.

"You're fine," he said. "Fine. Yeah, you're fine. Loads of room. Keep going. Keep going, Teller, there's miles of sp-"

There was a crunching noise, a screech of tortured metal, and the sound of the rear bumper falling off for the third time that week.

"Stay there a second," said Dash, opening the passenger-side door and unclipping his seatbelt. "I think you hit that leprechaun from up the street. I'm gonna see if he's unconscious and take his gold."

"Dash-" Marshall started, but he was already out of the car.

"Teller, d'you want to fix this thing or not?" he called back.

Mars leaned against the headrest and shut his eyes.





Microwave-verse

Bonfire by froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever

Gingerbread by froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods

Leaves by froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing

Offspring by froodle, in which there are dragons

Based on Your Previous Purchases by froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations

Housework by froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon

Breakfast by froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well

Ghost in the Machine by froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound

Consequences by froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed

The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense

The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed

Basic Household Maintenance by froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests

Torrential by froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream

Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed

Night Music by froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor

In For The Night by froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house

Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend

Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list

Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall

Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach

Rainbow by froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley

Jackolantern by froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem

Comments

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

ohhhh my god XD

[froodle]

:D

[deifire]

Bwahahaha! So them!

[froodle]

Thank you!

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

LOL. This is the best relationship ever XD

[froodle]

:D