New Fic Series: Children of the Corn Whiskey

[deifire]

Children of the Corn Whiskey: An Eerie Indiana Drunk Drabble Collection (4463 words) by Deifire
Chapters: 18/18
Fandom: Eerie Indiana
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Marshall Teller/Dash X, Melanie Monroe/Marshall Teller/Devon Wilde, Simon Holmes/Marshall Teller
Characters: Marshall Teller, Simon Holmes, Dash X (Eerie Indiana), Melanie Monroe, Devon Wilde, Marilyn Teller, Edgar Teller
Additional Tags: Drabble Collection, Drunk Fic, some character death, Additional Content Notes in Chapters, Mega Voodoo Eerie Weirdness, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything
Series: Part 10 of FFFC Fandom Battle Challenge
Summary:

An Eerie Indiana drunkfic drabble collection, inspired by prompts from Froodle and Flashforeward. And corn whiskey. Lots of corn whiskey.

The story behind this one: I decided to do this week's fffc battle stories as a mini drunkfic challenge, where I took some corn whiskey (the most Eerie of adult beverages) and a list of unfilled prompts and decided to keep going until I ran out of one or the other or just couldn't write any more.

[Content note: The author has since read all of these in the cold, sober light of day and apologizes especially for #13.]

Title: Hell Mart
Rating: PG
Type: Gen
Summary: Inspired by the prompt "Attention Hellmart Shoppers" from flashforeward.
Length: 247 words

Title: Dash, Son of Hermes
Rating: PG
Type: Gen (maybe a hint of Marshall/Dash if you squint)
Summary: What it says on the tin. Inspired by a prompt from flashforeward.
Length: 294 words

Title: Until the Moon Fell
Rating: PG-13
Type: M/M
Pairing: Marshall Teller/Dash X
Summary: What it took for them to finally say it. In one universe at least. Future fic inspired by a prompt from flashforeward.
Warning: Implied character death
Length: 163 words

Title: Calling Home
Rating: G
Type: F/M, M/M
Pairing: Simon Holmes/Original Character, background Marshall Teller/Dash X
Summary: College era future fic. Inspired by the prompt by Froodle.
Length: 136 words

Title: Now Is the Winter of Our Discount Tent
Rating: PG
Type: F/M/M
Pairing: Melanie Monroe/Marshall Teller/Devon Wilde
Summary: Ten years later in the future of a totally different universe, Marshall, Melanie, and Devon go yeti hunting. Inspired by the title prompt from flashforeward and a request for the Marshmelon AU [the one where Devon and Melanie both grow up and have a relationship with Marshall] from froodle.
Length: 246 words

Title: Lighthouse
Rating: G
Type: Gen
Summary: Future fic inspired by the prompt "magic lighthouse" from flashforeward.
Length: 186 words

Title: Overheard
Rating: G
Type: Gen
Summary: Inspired by the prompt "Chisel's true form" from flashforeward
Length: 208 words

Title: Enemies Bearing Cake
Rating: G
Type: Gen
Summary: Inspired by the prompt "chocolate cake for breakfast" from flashforeward.
Length: 221 words

Title: Train to Nowhere
Rating: PG
Type: Gen (with maybe some implied Marshall/Dash)
Summary: You pick up the train in Eerie and ride it until it stops in Eerie again. Inspired by the prompt from flashforeward.
Length: 242 words

Title: What Endures
Rating: PG
Type: M/M
Pairing: Marshall Teller/Simon Holmes
Summary: What they have survives.
Length: 184 words

Title: Melanie
Rating: PG
Type: It's complicated
Pairing: Melanie Monroe/Devon Wilde (sort of)
Summary: Melanie Monroe had faced dating the way she faced everything else that scared her a little: by throwing herself into it head on.
Length: 245 words

Title: Doubts
Rating: G
Type: Gen
Summary: There are times Edgar Teller questions his decision to move to Eerie.
Length: 176 words

Title: Discards
Rating: PG
Type: Gen
Summary: "His name was Simon Holmes," Marshall remembers.
Warning: Not technically character death, BUT....
Length: 546 words

Title: Sorry
Rating: PG-13
Type: M/M
Pairing: Marshall Teller/Dash X
Summary: Dash/Mars future fic
Warning: Barfing
Length: 152 words

Title: Grave
Rating: PG
Type: Gen
Summary: The plot where the body from the Old Hitchcock Mill is buried is small and mostly unmarked.
Warning: Major character death?
Length: 237 words

Title: Eventually
Rating: PG
Type: M/M
Pairing: Marshall Teller/Dash X
Summary: Dash/Mars far future fic
Length: 290 words

Title: Payment
Rating: PG
Type: M/M
Pairing: Marshall Teller/Dash X
Summary: At least it's not as not as messy a death as some Marshall's envisioned for himself. Future fic.
Warning: Major character death
Length: 472 words

Title: And They All Lived Happily Ever After
Rating: G
Type: Gen
Summary: "Maybe some day you can write your own story"
Length: 214 words

Comments

[froodle]

And gave the equivalent of an existential shrug, then wandered off vaguely into the eternal oncoming darkness.

I.love.it.

[froodle]

WERECAR YES!!

[froodle]

"Or maybe he's a bunch of corn weevils in a human suit. You don't know."

"Dash, I know you're making fun of us, but I'm adding it to the list."

Unseen, Mayor Chisel smiles as listens to the conversation. They're all so far off.

I love it!

[froodle]

D WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

[froodle]

(yes, I did just read Payment)

[froodle]

Awww Marilyn! Tiny Mars!