Eerie, Indiana drabble: Underwhelming

[froodle]

"This is pathetic," said Marshall, pulling off his hockey helmet and tossing it on the ground in disgust.

Beside him, Dash leaned on the electrified life-saver hook, seemingly unaffected by either the current buzzing through the metal handle or the scene unfolding in front of him.

"I mean, look at him," continued Mars. "His pants are down, his leg's fallen off, and he's got no discernible face." He nudged the zombie with the toe of one grubby and duct-taped Sky Monster.

Simon shot a disappointed look at the spell book on his lap. The book stared back.

"Rip-off," said Dash.



Microwave-verse

Bonfire by froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever

Gingerbread by froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods

Leaves by froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing

Offspring by froodle, in which there are dragons

Based on Your Previous Purchases by froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations

Housework by froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon

Breakfast by froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well

Ghost in the Machine by froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound

Consequences by froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed

The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense

The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed

Basic Household Maintenance by froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests

Torrential by froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream

Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed

Night Music by froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor

In For The Night by froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house

Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend

Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list

Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall

Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach

Rainbow by froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley

Jackolantern by froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem






Eerie, Indiana/Hocus Pocus crossover

Three by froodle, in which Marshall and Devon discuss video games in a cemetary

Parallel by froodle: in which Marshall and Max team up to fight crime, and Binx hates everybody.

Black Flame Candle by froodle, in which Dash is entrusted with finding Christmas decorations, and things turn out as you'd expect.






Milkman Series

Milk by froodle, in which Marshall develops a completely cromulent fear of milk trucks

Reanimator by froodle, in which the Milkman returns

Multiplicity by froodle, in which Marshall must once again confront parallel realities, diverging timelines and public speaking

Lillian by froodle, in which Marilyn's mother has concerns

Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend

Slyboots by froodle, in which a certain corporal of the infernal regions comes to Eerie. Crossover with Johannes Cabal the Necromancer.

Strawberry by froodle, in which there is unauthorised hubbub in Eerie

Nap by froodle, in which Marshall has a quiet moment in the Secret Spot

Comments

[deifire]

I love this!

[froodle]

:D

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha

it's Vaurien Scapegrace, isn't it?

(I might have just finished reading the sixth Skulduggery Pleasant book... >.>)

[froodle]

idk, id have to check and see if his ear was stapled on to be sure.