Eerie, Indiana fanfiction: Costumed Hero?

[froodle]

The red eye-mask lay on the muddy pavement, it's gold spangles glittering in the reflected headlight of passing traffic. Marshall was practically bouncing with excitement.

"You guys know what this means, right?" he said.

Simon shook his head. Dash shrugged.

Marshall spread his arms wide, encompassing the mask, the wet tarmac, the overcast sky, and the town in general.

"We have our very own costumed hero in Eerie!"

"It's December," said Dash. "Somebody stuck at a boring office Christmas party got it out of a cracker."

"Costumed. Hero." Marshall insisted.

Simon picked up the strip of glittery fabric using a novelty plastic grabber shaped like a Great White shark. Something lumpy and opaque dripped off it and landed with a splat in the murky puddle at his feet.

"Uh, guys?" he said.

The older two turned to look at him.

"I think that's brains," said Simon.

Marshall gasped. Dash sighed.



Microwave-verse

Bonfire by froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever

Gingerbread by froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods

Leaves by froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing

Offspring by froodle, in which there are dragons

Based on Your Previous Purchases by froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations

Housework by froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon

Breakfast by froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well

Ghost in the Machine by froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound

Consequences by froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed

The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense

The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed

Basic Household Maintenance by froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests

Torrential by froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream

Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed

Night Music by froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor

In For The Night by froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house

Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend

Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list

Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall

Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach

Rainbow by froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley

Jackolantern by froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem






The Christmas Series

Visiting Relations by froodle, in which the Abominable Snowman pays a call on his favourite cousin

Tradition by froodle, in which Dash and Marshall decorate a Christmas tree

Twelve Sleeps! by froodle, in which Andrea does not enjoy Christmas shopping

Handmade by froodle, in which the Tellers receive a Christmas package from Marilyn's mother

So Be Good, For Goodness' Sake by froodle, in which Marshall and Dash go to see Santa

Poor Life Choices by froodle, in which Syndi loves her brother anyway

Comments

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

ewwwwww

also Dash is probably right.

[froodle]

Most likely. Although it could have been a boring office Christmas party *for* costumed heroes

[deifire]

I'm picturing that one scene in the last Avengers movie, only with more boring small talk and stupid holiday games and less drunk!Stan Lee...

[froodle]

and everyone really hopes that a super villain tampered with pass the parcel and now its a bomb that will give them an excuse to leave, but no, its just shitty company bramded pens and keychains and everyones like OH DEAR GOD LET THE EARTH BE ATTACKED THIS IS TERRIBLE

[deifire]

And Marshall's Christmas just got more interesting...

Poor Dash and Simon.

[froodle]

poor, poor dash and simon.