Disguise Yourself So Even Your Own Mother Won't Recognise You Kit: Edible Edition

[froodle]

Out in the real world, I work with a lovely man who just had a milestone birthday and who also sports a truly glorious moustache. Think Ned Flanders crossed with Starchy from Adventure Time and Rich McGuff from King Falls AM (canonically described as "a young Tom Selleck"). While he was on holiday, I decorated his desk with some appropriately hirsute chocolate lollipops, and when I opened the box of edible shapes I was instantly reminded of "Max" the surveyor from Dead Letter. Tell me I'm wrong, guys: