Eerie, Indiana fanfic: Film Festival

[froodle]

As today is Audrey Hepburn' birthday:



Holly Golightly, sixty feet high and dripping with diamonds, extended one exquisitely manicured hand and stabbed a long-handled cigarette holder into Godzilla’s eyes. The giant lizard screeched and thrashed but was unable to free himself as the silver-screen idol bore down upon him, her expression unreadable behind her iconic black sunglasses.

Parked cars crumbled and bent beneath the rampaging titans and the patrons of Eerie’s first-ever drive-in film festival screamed and fled in all directions in horror at the celluloid carnage being wrecked above them.

“Huh,” said Marshall, fending off a proffered bag of eldritch popcorn with one practiced swing of a pitchfork. “This is so worth the $5 entrance fee and temporary membership in the unholy church of a popcorn God of the multiplex.”

Simon wiped his stinging eyes. The snack shack had caught fire when Audrey Hepburn’s stiletto heel pierced the gas cylinders round the back, but the smoke wasn’t the only thing making his eyes water. “Godzilla at Tiffany’s: the Musical” had been almost entirely scored by the Carpenters and he had barely made it through the first act before the tears fell.

“Do we have to leave already?” he sniffled. “I really want to see if the opera-singing scientist and the giant undersea crab monster can make it work in the sequel.”

“We can come back for the Saturday matinee,” promised Marshall. “Right now it’s too dangerous for a couple of casual cinephiles like you and me.”

The was an intake of outraged breath from the flatbed of a nearby pickup and Syndi sat up, her period-appropriate up-do mussed and tangled.

"Marshall Teller!" she gasped. "You had better watch your mouth!"





Teller Family History

First Date by froodle, in which a young Edgar Teller shows off one of his earlier inventions

Popcorn by froodle. Friday night is always movie night in the Teller household.

The Teller Home for Displaced Youth by froodle, in which Edgar harbours some doubts about his new home town

Lawn by froodle, in which Marilyn Teller contemplaces some yardwork

Tornado Day, Revisited by froodle, in which Syndi learns exactly what it means to be Miss Tornado Day

Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach

Culinary Delights by froodle, in which Syndi's terrible cooking may or may not have been an accident

Camping by froodle, in which Syndi cannot sleep

Artist in the Family by froodle, in which an immortal creature takes a liking to Syndi

Without Due Care and Attention by froodle, in which Syndi finally becomes mobile

Waiting In by froodle, in which there is an ice-storm and a handyman does not arrive

Brunch by froodle, in which Marilyn does not appreciate Edgar's help in the kitchen

Handmade by froodle, in which the Tellers receive a Christmas package from Marilyn's mother

Poor Life Choices by froodle, in which Syndi loves her brother anyway

Lillian by froodle, in which Marilyn's mother has concerns

Visitor by froodle, in which Marshall's grandma comes to stay

Nap by froodle, in which Marshall has a quiet moment in the Secret Spot

Fresh Sheets by froodle

Tradition by froodle, in which Dash and Marshall decorate a Christmas tree

Hometown by froodle, in which Mars and Syndi visit New Jersey





Microwave-verse

Bonfire by froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever

Gingerbread by froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods

Leaves by froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing

Offspring by froodle, in which there are dragons

Based on Your Previous Purchases by froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations

Housework by froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon

Breakfast by froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well

Ghost in the Machine by froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound

Consequences by froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed

The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense

The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed

Basic Household Maintenance by froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests

Torrential by froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream

Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed

Night Music by froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor

In For The Night by froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house

Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend

Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list

Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall

Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach

Rainbow by froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley

Jackolantern by froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem

Comments

[deifire]

This. Is. Brilliant.

[froodle]

:D

[evilinsanemonkey]

1. this is perfect

2. the carpenters

3. did I mention PERFECT?

[froodle]

There should be an Audrey Hepburn Godzilla Carpenters mashup film for reals.