Lego Corn Cob Man

[froodle]

Look who fell in my basket at the newsagents!



You can't tell me that's not the Loyal Order of Corn's offical mascot.

Also, check out the leaflet he came with:



Who is trying to sabotage the Loyal Order's recruitment drove in this way?

Comments

[evilinsanemonkey]

oh my god xD

[froodle]

I know right! I don't even mind the weird looks I got as I, a grown woman, felt up little sealed packets of Lego in the stationary aisle. Worth it to get this little dude.

[deifire]

OMG, I want one!

Or wait...maybe I don't want Corn Cob Man in my house...especially near my TV...

I'm thinking...

[froodle]

I think it's like the Reality script and the Gravity Falls journal - you'll be fine as long as you keep it separate from any forms of tachyon portal.