To whom it may concern

Overheard walking down the street in Cambridge:

“She invented a soundboard so that the dog could press different buttons to express different ideas.”

Outside of “scratch this,” and “let’s eat cat poop,” what ideas do dogs have?

— Dana Gould (@danagould) November 16, 2019

Some pretty sinister ones according to "Eerie, Indiana".

— Julie, your Cruise Director (@beaudoin_lyle) November 16, 2019