LMAO I love this fandom...
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eerieindianaThis.
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
this is the Party Fowl's boss @eerieindianalj1 https://t.co/WyzwyqjpiY
That is a managerial fuckin' eyebrow. Someone didn't make his quota in time for month end!!
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
this is what happens when your sector includes Eerie, Indiana. You never make your quotas and Jesus H. Cornflower makes your life a living hell
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Jesus H. Cornflower has a performance improvement plan for you. It does not involve the sweet release of death. Jesus H. Cornflower is a cruel god.
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
ok but imagine Jesus H Cornflower getting fed up and storming into Eerie, Indiana intending to Fix The Party Fowl's Fuck Ups and discovers that Eerie, Indiana is not as bad as the Party Fowl made it out to be but significantly worse?
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Alternatively: Jesus H. Cornflower is in cahoots with Mayor Chisel
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
(i'm imagining Effin Birds checking this thread and being Confused as Hell)
Jesus H. Cornflower does not cahoot. He does not cavort. He does not congregate.
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
Jesus H. Cornflower gets. shit. done.
Jesus H Cornflower appearing in Chisel's office like "excuse me your behind"
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Chisel's like, *cocks some kind of birb hunting gun* "You're"
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
Jesus H Cornflower: I am a bird, grammar is beneath me
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Chisel: *Birb
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
Jesus H. Cornflower: *eyetwitch*
it ends in bloodshed but both are too powerful to actually die
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Their conflict melts the earths crust and the two of them sink down to its molten core, locked in eternal combat. Like when RDJ fought Moriarty off a waterfall but with less hilarious angry faces.
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
RDJ has to voice Jesus H. Cornflower
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
I was thinking Jason Isaacs. He has snooty eyebrow birb energy.
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
yes
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
Jesus H Cornflower has said similar things to his employees
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Some of his low performers tried to start a rumour he was the bad Jesus H. Cornflower from another dimension. They have no idea what a bad Jesus H. Cornflower would be.
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
(spoiler alert: it's Chisel. Chisel is the bad Jesus H. Cornflower)
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
so there's an alternate eerie where everyone is birds??
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
does that mean the ravens are alternate eerie's lost hour's garbage men and they slipped through universe cracks?
Nah, the ravens are like the cat in Coraline. They're just ravens. They go where they want. They are as they are in all worlds, all realities, all dimensions.
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
YESSSSSSS
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
ok but imagine Jesus H Cornflower getting fed up and storming into Eerie, Indiana intending to Fix The Party Fowl's Fuck Ups and discovers that Eerie, Indiana is not as bad as the Party Fowl made it out to be but significantly worse?
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Or he's ruthlessly efficient, turns Eerie into an absolute nightmare town, like huge swathes of Chisel's tax base is getting killed off, and it ends with Chisel and Jesus H. Cornflower squaring off for the fate of 16,661 souls
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
i want that one
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Ravens: team Chisel, team Cornflower, or only and as ever, Team Corvid?
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
Ravens: team Chisel, team Cornflower, or only and as ever, Team Corvid?
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
Team Corvid
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
Ravens = True Neutral
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
I was thinking Jason Isaacs. He has snooty eyebrow birb energy.
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
...I just realised the text on that gif could be misinterpreted. To be very clear, I do not have ships that involve Jesus H. Cornflower!!
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
Jesus H. Cornflower has no time for romance
— William Arthur (@Wart_M) May 1, 2019
He only romances his performance spreadsheets.
— eerieindianadw (@eerieindianalj1) May 1, 2019
