To whom it may concern

So, when I was 11, I spent a weekend clearing brush with an ax murderer. #Hoosiers

— I Heart Bog Witches (@EvilCEOE) February 9, 2019

He had brain damage. Big scar. After his dad died his mom had remarried. Step dad was abusive. Giant #hoosier brain damaged guy killed him with an axe. My hometown is known in Indiana as a great place to get away with murder, so he was just walking around free.

— I Heart Bog Witches (@EvilCEOE) February 9, 2019

Another detail I missed is he killed his abusive stepdad with an ax before he was 18. In retrospect he's something of an antihero.

— I Heart Bog Witches (@EvilCEOE) October 11, 2019

True Story: my hometown was so easy to get away with murder in that my best friend's dad had been shot in the chest at a gas station by a couple local yokels, and those guys' sons would tease him about getting away with it in high school.

— I Heart Bog Witches (@EvilCEOE) October 11, 2019

Another fun story from my hometown is the time a college student's exsanguinated (his blood was removed) corpse was run into by a farmer's plow and it was linked to a local weather man and one of the morticians but no one was ever charged

— I Heart Bog Witches (@EvilCEOE) October 11, 2019

You grew up in Eerie, Indiana?

— Kerry Reid (@kerryreid) October 12, 2019

It's the Harvest moon and Friday the 13th! Let us know how Eerie copes with the confluence of unkillable killers, ravening lycanthropes and shambling corn critters!

In which we once again encounter Stabbity Steve, along with some friends...

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