To whom it may concern

(starting the New Year off right with one of the weirdest tags on the comm!)

i did a deep clean of the kitchen and living room in this house i live in with six theatre people for the first time today and i prepared myself to find a lot of weird shit while cleaning - like the fake bloody foot in the coat closet - but nothing prepared me for the corn-shaped dildo under the couch



country girls should make do somewhere other than my living room!!

I showed this to a theatre kid friend of mine and she said this:



there is Corn Dildo Lore in this household, i just can’t remember the details. i believe it belongs to a roommate who is currently out of state. i do not know if it has ever been used in a sexual way, but i have touched it now, so i sincerely hope it is more of a novelty item



OH HEY THERE

The corn dildo was a birthday present indented to continue the tradition of getting me absolutely horrendous dildos. There’s a glass blown tentacle dildo hidden somewhere in the house that started the tradition. Niether have ever been used as intended (as far as I know)

there’s a what where

do you guys like. talk irl or

the dildo we got them this year was a casting of our other roommates penis :)

oh hey mia what’s up

reblog to keep up with the theatre dildo roommates



a merriest of christmases from all of us at the corn dildo house ❤️

I May Destroy You pic.twitter.com/qNKLa8UbxE

— Dame Bibi Lynch (@BibiLynch) September 1, 2020

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— MercuryC (@MercuryCrusader) September 2, 2020