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(starting the New Year off right with one of the weirdest tags on the comm!)

i did a deep clean of the kitchen and living room in this house i live in with six theatre people for the first time today and i prepared myself to find a lot of weird shit while cleaning - like the fake bloody foot in the coat closet - but nothing prepared me for the corn-shaped dildo under the couch



country girls should make do somewhere other than my living room!!

I showed this to a theatre kid friend of mine and she said this:



there is Corn Dildo Lore in this household, i just can’t remember the details. i believe it belongs to a roommate who is currently out of state. i do not know if it has ever been used in a sexual way, but i have touched it now, so i sincerely hope it is more of a novelty item



OH HEY THERE

The corn dildo was a birthday present indented to continue the tradition of getting me absolutely horrendous dildos. There’s a glass blown tentacle dildo hidden somewhere in the house that started the tradition. Niether have ever been used as intended (as far as I know)

there’s a what where

do you guys like. talk irl or

the dildo we got them this year was a casting of our other roommates penis :)

oh hey mia what’s up

reblog to keep up with the theatre dildo roommates



a merriest of christmases from all of us at the corn dildo house ❤️
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GDI!!

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So after discovering earlier this month that the ForeverWare audio cd came with a hardback book containing some incredible artwork, I decided to try and track down a copy of my own. So far, I've not been able to get my hands on the audio cd or cassette tape, but I did find an online bookseller in Canada who had the book itself.

Sadly, no narrator or illustrator is credited for their role in this eighth wonder of the world, so for now their identities must remain a mystery, the unsung heroes of the Eerie Indiana fandom.

Brace yourselves, Eerie peeps. There is some Serious Artistry ahead.

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I could apologise for the fact that Tai Kamiya is photobombing all of these masterpieces, but honestly I feel he is more owed than owing after being used to weigh the pages down while I took pictures.
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Popped into TK Max to see if I could pick up more weird thing. They were all out of weird thing, but check out this monstrosity I found in, unsurprisingly, the clearence section:

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Somebody actually thought that thing was a good idea. Someone legit sat back, looked at that thing, and thought "yeah, people will pay money to put that in their mouths." It looks like the disgusting blob of ectoplasm from the Old Hitchcock Mill scene in the Hole in the Head Gang.
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Written for Day 10 of the [livejournal.com profile] 31_days October challenge. The prompt was "flickering candles", and let it be known I regret NOTHING about this.

The white tablecloth shone dimly in the unsteady light of a hundred flickering candles. The tiny dancing flames gleamed on the polished surface of the silver domes of a dozen serving dishes. On a side table occupying a shadowy corner, the faint strains of Billie Holiday whispered from the fluted horn of an old-fashion gramophone.

Bigfoot leaned back in a creaking metal folding chair, removing a blood-splattered floral pinafore from around her waist. She ran one huge hand through the bedraggled tuft of orange hair atop her head, accidentally dislodging the grimy pink bow tied there, and gave a low moan of dismay when she realized what she had done.

On the other side of the table, balanced precariously upon a stack of moldering cushions jammed into a scavenged armchair whose innards leaked through threadbare upholstery, a framed snapshot of Claude surveyed the scene with horror.

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