To whom it may concern

Watch out for scary garbage guys in mirrored shades, because we're about to rewatch the Lost Hour.

Paint your hair and room black and red and stick Pitbull Surfers patches on everything you own, because we're about to rewatch the Broken Record.

"You know me," said the Mayor. "Light-touch regulation only. I keep the taxes low, I make sure the milk floats have enough engine power to catch a fleeing teenage boy, and once every thirteen years I organise a single camping trip that inevitably has one fatality."

He paused for a moment, considering.

"You know, I think that gives me a better safety record than the Boy Scouts," he added. "Maybe I should make that a talking point for my next campaign."

Radford scoffed, poured them both another glass.

"I don't know why you bother," he said. "Nobody runs against you."

Ongoing Verse: The Powers That Be

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June 1st is World Milk Day. Let's celebrate with some fanworks themed around the Eerie Dairy, time travelling milkmen, or the tragic and totally preventable mowing down of teenaged pedestrians!

It's Tuesday, so today you get a choice between two prompts. Pick one, combine both, pit them against each other - on Tuesday, you choose!

This week, your options are:

Devon versus Tripp

Ready for the unholy terror of opening a letter only to find Tobey Maguire's horrible face inside? Tonight, we're rewatching the Dead Letter.

Take up your pencils, class; we are going to discuss the death of Mercutio. Love is stronger than death tonight, as we watch Heart on a Chain.

See the listing here.

Eerie, Indiana Pop. 16,661 https://t.co/78fXUJqmOP pic.twitter.com/myqC8EvFAm

— Halloween Love (@halloween) June 14, 2020

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that episode of eerie indiana where marshall and his friend fight over a girl with a heart condition and the friend fucking D I E S and the girl GETS HIS HEART and takes on his personality, A KIDS SHOW!?!!

— g a r b i t c h 🅙 (@dietcokexbust) May 3, 2020

Paint your hair and room black and red and stick Pitbull Surfers patches on everything you own, because we're about to rewatch the Broken Record.

Eerie Indiana is antifa.

— Joey Penderghast (@xaanzmasque) October 1, 2019

Eerie Indiana is also a bit adult. Devon just died being hit by a car.

— Joey Penderghast (@xaanzmasque) October 1, 2019

New blog post: Love me tender, love me true, in Eerie Indiana, Elvis Presley has some good advice for you. https://t.co/mvA5QqTFOK pic.twitter.com/10XQ9nUTHN

— Fire-Breathing Dimetrodon (@MarieLetsEat) January 22, 2019

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I’m going to apply to be on the next series of The Apprentice. My business plan involves the delivery of milk and a small selection of other beverages, directly to your door, in reusable packaging. Better yet, they are delivered on a non-polluting electric vehicle. #business

— Drew Millward (@DrewMillward) November 28, 2018

Ready for the unholy terror of opening a letter only to find Tobey Maguire's horrible face inside? Tonight, we're rewatching the Dead Letter.

Dairy products, especially cheese and yogurt, were found to protect against death from any cause, according to new research. https://t.co/CjfEgQJ2nF

— NBC News (@NBCNews) August 29, 2018

The Eerie, Indiana screening in Manchester is one week away, and I need your help, Eerie fans! What should I wear to this, surely the social event of the year? How shall I accessorize? To blunder here is to spend an eternity mired in sartorial regret,and so I turn to you to narrow down my list of options.

I've divided them into three sections: necklaces, brooches and pins, on the basis that I can wear a bunch of different pins and at least a couple of brooches, but only one necklace.

Before we begin the winnowing, though, lets take a moment to be sad that since this takes place in mid-August, I won't get the chance to show off the awesome doorknob scarf eviinsanemonkey made me, or the Loyal Order of Corn hat by LizzyLittleFish. To make up for it, here they are being modelled by by a rainbow sheep:





And now, to the choosing!

Miss Tornado Day and Eerie Trio necklaces by AcrylicAsylum. 3D sculpted anatomical heart necklace by AlternativeJewellery. Eerie, Indiana town limits sign by SoozysCraftorium. Camera, coil of film and blue Eerie, Indiana necklace with pink bat charm by Tatty Devine. Key with blue gem necklace by Eclectic Eccentricity. All the rest by Sugar and Vice.

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Better Weird than Dead brooch by Sugar and Vice. Poodle with bone and "be prepared" penknife by Tatty Devine. Eerie, Indiana bookstacks by HelloCrumpet. Husky by Acrylic Asylum. Eerie, Indiana/Z Nation brooch by SoozysCraftorium. Jackalope and Poe Raven by Erstwilder. Raven with rose and ravens on a branch by CherryLoco. Eerie, Indiana logo and Centre of Weirdness map badges by me.

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World o' Stuff and POP: 16661 pins by MattRyanTobin. Eerie, Indiana pin by Super Yaki Stuff. World o' Stuff button by diello. Pitbull Surfers button by me. El Gordo pin by DemonicPinfestation.

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