Eerie, Indiana fanfiction: Drive In

[froodle]

Written for the fffc October challenge. The prompt was "creature: classic/mythological"



It wasn't the first time that a creature from a black and white monster movie had escaped into the real world from the confines of it's celluloid prison. It was just that, last time, it had been a past-his-prime stage actor with a full bladder and a strong sense of self-worth. This time, it was Count Orlok, and he was fifty feet tall as a result of stepping out of a drive-in movie screen rather than the television in Marshall's living room.

"Are you sure Harley wasn't at the screening?" Marshall asked, shouting to be heard above the screams of women in nighties. "He didn't bite the film canister or the projectionist or something?"

Simon shook his head.

"I can't always keep track of who he bites or when, but I dropped him off at his elementary school disco before I came over and it's not due to let out until eight."

A cacophonous rustling of dry popcorn flakes rasping against each other made the boys turn. Poplio, in all his yellow-white malevolence, had emerged from the Eerieplex to see what was going on.

"You!" said Marshall accusingly. "You did this! You couldn't stand to see anyone watching a movie without having their sanity shredded by an eldritch presence from outside human perception!"

Poplio shrugged, an avalanche of artificial butter flavourings and unexploded kernels. He watched Orlok stub his giant one-dimensional toe on the cornerstone of Eerie Presbytarian and scream in a silent rage that nonetheless shattered the windows of every building for three miles. If an interdimensional being comprised mostly of eyes and corn and horror could be said to smirk, Poplio did.

He extended one nubbly tendril, which bulged and flexed at the tip, sinking in the centre as the edges rose to form a rough hollow. He dipped another, roughly hand-shaped tentacle into the makeshift bowl, pulling out a handful of white flakes that dripped with corn syrup. These he flung into a cavernous maw through which the dying stars of another universe were just visible behind concentric circles of slowly spinning teeth, and began to chew.





Trusted Associates, Inc.

Halloween by froodle, in which Mars and Simon celebrate a Von Orloff-free All Hallows Eve

Surprise by froodle, in which Mars tries to make sure Simon's birthday goes a little better this year

The Glade by froodle, in which Simon and Mars visit a place that only exists on February 29th

Egg Hunt by froodle, in which Simon and Mars partake of some traditional Easter activities

Boardwalk by froodle, in which Simon and Mars are swayed by radio advertising

Lady in Red by froodle, in which Simon experiments on the old-fashioned radio in the Secret Spot, and horror ensues

Waiting In by froodle, in which there is an ice-storm and a handyman does not arrive

Seafoam by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the seaside

A Night at the Circus by froodle, in which a carnivale comes to town, and Marshall and Simon do not enjoy themselves

Taking a Break by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall enjoy some much-needed R&R

Model Railway by froodle, in which a new business prepares to open in Eerie

Shoreline by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall investigate strange happenings on the shores of Lake Eerie

Parade by froodle, in which Mars takes issue with the Eerie Beekeepers Association's choice of mascot

Homestead by froodle, in which Marshall finally gets something useful out of shop class

Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend

Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list

Slyboots by froodle, in which a certain corporal of the infernal regions comes to Eerie. Crossover with Johannes Cabal the Necromancer.

Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall

Festival by froodle, in which Eerie's local businesses celebrate the summer

Strawberry by froodle, in which there is unauthorised hubbub in Eerie

Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach

Facilities by froodle, in which the Eerie Bus Station and Supper Club has a problem with the men's toilet

Anticipation by froodle, in which Simon and Harley look forward to the Equinox

Castle by froodle, in which there is unexpected architecture in Eerie

Visitor in which Marshall's grandma comes to stay

Euclid by froodle, in which Marshall and Simon investigate strange events at the Eerie Cemetery

The Hut by froodle, in which Simon takes on the forces of Eerie solo



Ongoing Verse: Holmes Brothers



Castle, in which there is unexpected architecture in Eerie

The End by froodle, in which Simon reads Harley a bedtime story

Drains by froodle, in which clowns are evil, murderous sacks of shit, and Simon is having none of it

Bathtub, in which the Holmes' have further problems with their plumbing

Communication Difficulties, in which there are barriers to understanding

Playground, in which Simon and Harley should maybe come back another day

Dish of the Day, in which Simon and Marshall return to the playground

Stonewall, Mud Walls, in which Harley is an implacable foe

Biters, in which there is screaming

Riverbank, in which Simon encounters a kelpie

Kaleidoscope by froodle, in which Simon has cause to regret buying cheap toys at the World o' Stuff

Festival by froodle, in which Eerie's local businesses celebrate the summer

Strawberry by froodle, in which there is unauthorised hubbub in Eerie

Drive In, in which there is a movie screening

Staged, in which Harley visits a building site

Distractions, in which Simon and Marshall walk home from school

Class of '89, in which they collect Harley

Unsuitable Substitute, in which there is a changeling

Anticipation by froodle, in which Simon and Harley look forward to the Equinox

Informed Shopper, in which Simon contemplates a purchase

Infestation, in which there are pixies

BBQ, in which the Tellers hold a BBQ

Door-to-Door, in which it is Halloween and there are trick-or-treaters

Sentinel, in which it is Halloween and there is hot chocolate

The Stand, in which it is Halloween and there is a war

Dark Messiah, in which there are witches

Ruminant, in which a rescue is mounted

Good to Eat, in which Dash and Simon fill Marshall in

Gridlock, in which Harley encounters one of Eerie's many cults

Common Ground, in which one of Eerie's local youth organisations would like Harley to join them

Persuasion Tactics, in which the recruitment drive becomes agggressive

Competing Traditions, in which Dash and Marshall wait out the Easter weekend

Advent Calendar, in which Marilyn is making Christmas treats for all her children

Window Paint, in which Harley helps decorate his elementary school for Christmas

Pantomime, in which the Tellers enjoy some traditional Christmas entertainment

Visiting Santa, in which Marshall and Simon take Harley on a trip

The Tree, in which Harley helps Simon decorate for Christmas

KrampusNacht, in which the Holmes household has a visitor

Cygnet, in which Harley and Lillian go to the park

Tagged, in which the Bob brothers go to the park

Defacement, in which the Eerie PD investigates a terrible crime

Read the Sign, in which the city council was serious about that fountain

Salvage Rights, in which Harley and Lillian return to the lake

To Serve Birds (Right), in which Marshall and Harley bond

Sneakers by froodle, in which the latest Sky Monsters are released

Hangover, in which Marshall has a little too much to drink, and an innocent sandcastle pays the price

Brand Loyalty, in which MArshall's new shoes are a disappointment

The Hut by froodle, in which Simon takes on the forces of Eerie solo

Shattered Dreams, in which there is a space whale

They, in which Marshall leaves for college and Simon is left behind

Good Secrets Are Hard To Keep, in which Marshall submits a story to his college newspaper

Reception by froodle, in which Simon has problems with his mobile phone

Bulk Buy, in which Simon's desk tidy isn't suited for the job, but he's still better off than his office mates

Incendiary, in which Marshall reads a situation and reaches completely the wrong conclusion

Divergent, in which Dash and Harley talk

Workaday, in which Simon encounters one of Harley's old enemies

Presentation, in which Simon has a plan

Children Are Strange, in which Eerie's local Black Eyed Kids take an interest in Simon's dog

Comments

[deifire]

Bwahaha! I don't know how they're going to solve this one!

And oh, Simon! Being in charge of Harley has to be rough most days. "I can't always keep track of who he bites or when"

[froodle]

So much biting. Short of sticking that kid in a Hannibal Lecter mask, there's not much poor Simon can do...

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

oh man how ever will they get Count Orlock back in his movie?!

also Poplio is fcking creepy

this is gloroius

[froodle]

I guess they'll have to find the 50 foot woman, dress her in a pegnoir and some blood splatter, and get her to pose alluringly in front of the screen while they push him in?

Oh Poplio, he just wants to eat himself and wipe out humanity